just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
We have started to decorate penises.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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