Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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