so explain again why im purple
no
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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