Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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