This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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