Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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