Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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