some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
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I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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