How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
