That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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