If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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