So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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