Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize