I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad