3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks