i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?