And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
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Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.