Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour