I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize