Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I just want to make out with him forever
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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