the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
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I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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