I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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