I am puke
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles