so that wasnt chicken after all
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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