so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Girls should come with a carfax report
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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