I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Dating After Heartbreak
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato