But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow