where am i from again
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
should my penis look like a turkey
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.