By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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