What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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