I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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