I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
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she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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