the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
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