do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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