I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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