when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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