shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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