I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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