I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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