i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship