I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE