he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later