How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow