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  (802): View more from Vermont

  Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?

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  (802): Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase? http://tfl.nu/m4dc
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  (309): View more from Illinois

  Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.

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  (309): Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary. http://tfl.nu/11rw
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  (810): View more from Michigan

  Whats the count minus fat chicks?

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  (810): Whats the count minus fat chicks? http://tfl.nu/9ldi
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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.

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  (412): My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me. http://tfl.nu/dzz5
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  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls

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  (484): I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls http://tfl.nu/b7mx
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  (817): View more from Texas

  I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care

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  (817): I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care http://tfl.nu/4w1d
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  (616): View more from Michigan

  you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.

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  (616): you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience. http://tfl.nu/y98f
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  (208): View more from Idaho

  One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.

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  (208): One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody. http://tfl.nu/x1xc
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  (810): View more from Michigan

  in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.

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  (810): in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure. http://tfl.nu/xpih
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA

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  (330): lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA http://tfl.nu/ocjg
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  (585): View more from New York

  I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.

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  (585): I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas. http://tfl.nu/8ucm
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  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

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  (401): I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed... http://tfl.nu/x1sy
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  (404): View more from Georgia

  Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome

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  (404): Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome http://tfl.nu/5bvq
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  (541): View more from Oregon

  I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.

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  (541): I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice. http://tfl.nu/tsbj
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  (216): View more from Ohio

  I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written

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  (216): I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written http://tfl.nu/tojk
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