you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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