Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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