Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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