i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
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You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
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It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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