His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.