do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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