You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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