I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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