No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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