Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
nutella sex= disaster
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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