Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(614): View more from Ohio

I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.

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(951): View more from California

she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory

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(705): View more from Ontario

I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.

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(415): View more from California

Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.

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(248): View more from Michigan

He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.

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(650): View more from California

I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(

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