I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(