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(970): View more from Colorado

Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?

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(970): Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet? http://tfl.nu/tasx

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(847): View more from Illinois

you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up

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(847): you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up http://tfl.nu/wwvz

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pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.

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(732): pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom. http://tfl.nu/lqbf

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I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless

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(816): I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless http://tfl.nu/8o2w

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yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything

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(815): yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything http://tfl.nu/8gpe

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(415): View more from California

I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.

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(415): I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea. http://tfl.nu/t4nr

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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.

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(647): I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms. http://tfl.nu/aw2i

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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.

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(717): I just hotboxed my laundry basket. http://tfl.nu/rt8k

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(714): View more from California

Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.

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(714): Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas. http://tfl.nu/rvqb

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(850): View more from Florida

Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."

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(850): Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay." http://tfl.nu/hng1

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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.

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(775): She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time. http://tfl.nu/amjm

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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.

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(630): i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other. http://tfl.nu/01p2

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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.

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(516): People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall. http://tfl.nu/80cl

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.

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(901): Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life. http://tfl.nu/oxrc

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(317): View more from Indiana

& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley

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(317): & I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley http://tfl.nu/1on6

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