i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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