apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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