I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Randomize
