He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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