you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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